Custom Foil Hats
My oldest son wants to announce the launch of online sales of his newest product, Foil Hats. These hats are certified to protect your thoughts from prying government spooks, and brainwave stealing aliens. These hats are custom made to your measurements (up to US hat size 8), for just $3.99 (US). Simply comment on this blog entry, and we can coordinate payment/shipment over more secure channels.